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MEN'S SEXUAL SYNONYMS:
Buffing the banana.
Burping the worm.
Buttering the corn.
Choking Kojak.
Choking the bald guy.
Cuddlin'the Kielbas.
Firing the flesh musket.
Kneading my knockwurst.
Molsting the mole.
Pounding the bald-headed moose.
Punching' the munchkin.
Schnauzer Shuffleboard.
Shellacking the shellaleigh.
slapping pappy.
Taking Herming to the circus.
Windsurfing on Mount Baldy.
Slapping the purple headed yogurt pistol.
Slapping the big-nosed Rasta man.
Doesnt expecting the unexpected
make the unexpected expected?
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Froogle Lesson
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Don't
spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned.
Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it
and put it on a hangar.
Next morning you can buy
it back for 75 cents.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a gun, and everyone feeds him.
Things that you should
never say to a woman during an argument:
10- Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
9- Aww, you
are so cute when you get all ticked off.
8- You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
7- Wait a minute
-- I get it. What time of the month is it?
6- You're sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5-
Sorry, I was just picturing you nekked.
4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.
3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl
of bitch flakes this morning!
2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
1- Who are you kidding? We both know that
thing ain't loaded.
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